Saturday, April 9, 2011

GAJAB PREM KI AJAB KAHANI


Hello Friends,
I hopes you are enjoying the life.

Aaj main apko apne jeevan se judi ek sachchi dastan sunane ja raha hoon, aur asha karta hoon ki aap logo ko jarror pasand aayegi.

Mera naam Prafull Pandey hai aur main India ke ek chote se shahar ka rahne wala hoon. Meri shuruati padhai mere shahar me hi hui thi, aur intermediat karne ke baad is asmanjas me tha ki Engineering karu ya phir traditional course. Kyounki mere ruchi Engineering me bahut thi isliye socha ki ek saal Kanpur me preparation karke kisi achche college me admission le leta hoon. Par koi saathi na milne ke karan mujhe shahar ke degree college me B.Sc. me hi admission lena pada. parantu B.Sc. final year me maine paper me advertisement dekha ki UBTU ne B.Sc.(maths) students joki 60% ya usse adhik number se pass hue hain, seedhe Engineering me 2nd year me admission pa sakte hain. chunki form jaldwaji me nikla tha aur 4-5 dino me university ke office me jakar jama karna tha, isliye maine turant anuman laga liya ki isme form bahut kam padega aur adhiktar ko to form ke bare me pata bhi nahi hai, isliye thodi si mehanat achcha college dila degi. Ye sochkar maine turant university jaakar form submit kar diya aur nirdharit tareekh ko exam bhi de diya. Aur result aane par dekha meri general rank 2nd aayi hai. Counsling ke baad mujhe Kanpur ka top ka college SBTI mil gaya. Khair maine admission le liya.
    College me meri class me total 35 students the jo ab(naye admission ke baad) badhkar 40 ho  gaye the jinme kareeb 40% girls aur 60% boys the. Chunki main suru se hi atyadhik sarmeela type ka ladka tha, isliye ladkiyo se ghul mil nahi paya, haan ladko ke beech sabse meri achchi friendship ho gayee thi. Par andar hi andar yahi friendship ladkiyon se bhi karne ki ichcha thi, par man markar rah jata tha. haan door se sabhi ladkiyo ke hao-bhao, baatcheet par meri hamesa najar rahti thi. Unme ek ladki thi "Priyanka" jo ki suruwat me to utni sundar nahi thi par third year me us par gajab ka nikhar aa gaya tha. Uska dudh jaisa gora rang, ubhre hue stan(choonchi), lambe baal dekhkar koi bhi us par phida ho jaye. Jisko pahle koi dekhta tak nahi tha wo ab had se jada bhao khane lagi thi. Isliye 3rd year tak jahan 85% ladkiyon ka tanka bhid gaya tha wanhi uska aur kuch aur ladkiyon ka jinhe koi bhao nahi deta tha, tanka nahi bhida tha. Haan ek baat aur jo main batana bhul gaya wo yah ki mere saath hi ek ladki, jiska naam "Chandni" tha, ne bhi  admission liya tha. Chandani ka figure to suru se  hikayamat tha, so sabhi ladke usko usi waqt se line dene me lage the. Par baad me Chandni ne ek electrical branch ke handsom ladke ko pata liya. Isi tarah din beet rahe the, 90% ladke, ladkiya ghuma rahe the waki bache mere jaise 10% jo jhanda hilate ghum rahe the.
    Third ki chuttiyon me Chandni ke boyfriend ka accident hone ke karan dehant ho gaya. Jise sunkar pura college stabdh tha aur shok me dooba hua bhi tha. Chandni to jaise bilkul akeli pad gayee thi. Kisi tarah sabne use dilasha diya. Ab Chandni kisi achche dost ki talash me thi. Uski najar me main hi sabse upyukt banda tha so usne mujhe bahut line di aur bato hi bato me sab kuch kah diya. par jaisa ki aap jante hi ho "Pappu can't dance sala!" aur main koi prtikriya hi nahi de paya. Aur wo mujhse naraj ho gayee aur usne ek dusre ladke ko pata liya.
   
    Ab chunki main top rankers ke beench me pahunch gaya tha isliye  heen bhawana ke karan meri performance buri tarah prbhavit hui. Khair jaise taise maine final year complete kiya, par placement nahi le paya. Meri tarah hi kuch 1-2 aur students ka bhi placement nahi hua tha. Jinme Chandni bhi thi. Par Chandni ke boyfriend ka placement ho gaya tha.
    Ab job ki talash me main bhi wanhi ja pahuncha janha sabhi berojgaar software engineer jate the, "MANGLORE". Job ki Talash me 6 mahine kaise gujar gaye pata hi nahi chala. Ab to ghar se bhi paisa milna band ho gaya. aur paise ki kami ke karan maine koi choti si noukari karne ka phaisla kar liya, par baad me pata chala ki uske liye bhi companiyon ko degree nahi paisa chahiye tha. Main bahut Niraas tha ki achanak mobile ki ring bajati hai. Ek beuty clinic wale ka phone tha,  jahan maine pahale se apply kar rakha tha. Udhar se job ke liye offer tha, maine turant haan kar di.
    Agle din main jaldi se tayaar hokar bataye hue office pahunch jata hoon. Office ke andar ek chota sa beutiparler tha. maine receptionist se apne job offer ke bare me bataya, receptionist ne peon ki taraf isara kiya aur peon se kaha "inko sahab se mila do" Mujhe peon beuti parler ke ek chote se gate se andar le jata hai. wahan ka najara dekhkar main dang rah jata hoon. wo ek "Brothel"(Chakla ghar) jaisa dikhayi de raha tha. Peaon mujhe ek admi ke paas chod jata hai. Wo aadami mujhse kahata hai ki main ek blue film bana raha hoon jisme tumhe hero ka kaam de sakata hoon. Pahle to maine socha ki mana kar ke yahan se chala jata hoon, par phir achanak paiso ki majboori ka khayal aa jata hai, aur main unmane man se haan kar deta hoon. Wo aadami mujhe ek kamre ki taraf le jata hai aur kahata hai ki andar ek cameraman aur ek ladki hai tum ladki ke saath camera man ke kahne ke hisaab se film shoot karwana. Main room me jata hoon aur darwaja band ho jata hai. room me andhera hota hai, achanak bulb jalata hai, main ladki ko dekhkar hairaan ho jata hoon. Ye Priyanka thi jo mere saath B.Tech me saath padati thi. Usne muhase pucha tum yahan kya kar rahe ho? maine apni saari story use short me bata di. Maine usse pucha par tum yaha kya kar rahi ho? Usne mujhe bataya ki, company ne mujhe mere kharab kaam ki wajah se nikaal diya tha aur aaj pahali baar tumhari tarah main bhi paison ki majboori se yahan aayi thi to bahar khade ek aadami ne mujhe is kaam ke baare me bataya aur ye sunke main to wapas jane wali thi par paison ke bina is shahar me gujara namumkin hai, yahi sochkar main yahan aa gayi. Itne me camera man shoot start karne ko kahata hai. Maine kaha  
"dekho Priyanka galat mat samajhana ye meri majboori hai. Main to yahan kabhi na aata, par koi choti si job bhi nahi mil rahi hai is shahar me." aur main uske kapade utarne laga. Priyanka boli "main samajh sakti hoon, par achcha hua ki tum aa gaye nahi to  pata nahi koun mustanda aata aur main kam se kam tumhe janti to hoon". ab Priyanka sirf red colour ki bra aur panti me thi. Meri college ke dino ki kalpana se Priyanka kanhi jada khubsurat aur sexy lag rahi thi. par sharm aur aatm glani ke karan ling erect(khada) hi nahi ho pa raha tha. Tabhi camera man kahata hai ki ye sab kya hai? Chalo Ladke ke land ko muh me lekar chuso. Priyanka sharm se aage badhi aur mere chote se gulgule ling ko apne phool se komal hontho me le liya. Uske najuk hontho ka spars pakar mere sareer me jaise bijali koundh gayee, Pure sareer ka rakt pighalkar jaise ling ki ore jane laga, Sareer garm shahad ki tarah jalne laga, aur ling erect hokar pure paune che inch(5 inch 3cm) ka ho gaya. Priyanka ne pahli baar erected ling dekha tha. Wo boli main to soch bhi nahi sakti thi ki ye khada hokar itna bada ho jata hoga, par ye meri yoni me fit ho payega ya nahi, kanhi ye bada to nahi rahega. main kuch nahi bola aur ling uski tight yoni par rakh diya. aur jor se ek jhataka lagaya wo jor se chillayee, abe dheere!!! Mujhe vishwas nahi ho raha tha ki jis ladaki se main baat tak karne se katrata tha, kal uske saath paiso ke liye ye sab bhi karana pad sakata tha aur wo bhi us ladki ke saath jo sabse jada attitude dikhati thi.
    Kisi tarah film complete karke hum log bahar aaye. Sharm ke karan hum log ek dusre se aankh tak nahi mila rahe the. hum dono ne apne 2 paise liye aur apne 2 raste jane lage. tabhi Priyanka ne awaj lagayi aur kaha suno ek baat to main tumhe batana bhul hi gayi, "Chandani ki bhi halat apni hi tarah hai. Wo bhi kah rahi thi ki main bhi ek baar paiso ke liye yahan aa sakati hai. kya tum us din aa sakte ho jis din wo yanha aaye, kyounki main sochati hoon ki hum log kam se kam ek dusre ko jante to hain. Maine kaha "waise to main kabhi yanha wapas nahi aata, par sirf Chandani ki majboori ke karan uski help ke liye bas ek baar hi aur aaunga. Tum mujhe phone karke bata dena."
    Ye bakaya bital hi tha ki Central Govt ne kuch pichade villages me ek-ek copmuter institute kholne ke liye awedan mange the, jo puri tarah se Govt funded honge, aur iske liye MD ki qualification B.Tech(CSE) rakhi thi. Mujhe laga jaise ek baar phir kismat darwaje par dastak de rahi hai.


THE END


"Ye kahani maine isliye yanha post ki, kyonki main samajhata hoon bahut se log thodi si asafalta se atyadhik nirash ho jate hain aur galat kadam uthane ki sochne lagte hain. par mera manana hai ki is jeevan me har pal ek sa nahi hota, nahi to aadami ko khushi ka ahasas bhi mahsoos nahi hoga. dhoop chanv to lagi rahati hai, Upar wala jab deta hai to chappar phad ke deta hai."


Kaisi lagi apko meri ye kahani?
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